Its a flower. It is red. it is orange. and it is also yeller. It's a flower...I know this. For sure. I took the picture don't argue with me. It really is..I would know...YES IT IS. IS TOO. UH HUH. I WIN. END OF DISCUSSION. i DO to WIN!!!! Shut up. You know I'm right.
Wednesday, August 29, 2007
Flower..
Its a flower. It is red. it is orange. and it is also yeller. It's a flower...I know this. For sure. I took the picture don't argue with me. It really is..I would know...YES IT IS. IS TOO. UH HUH. I WIN. END OF DISCUSSION. i DO to WIN!!!! Shut up. You know I'm right.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
sarah and TYES poem
My stomach clenches as I feel the agony of yesterdays dinner.
I know once I lay this one down im sure to be thinner,
Did I hear a plop? Oh crap it keeps on coming and it’s impossible to stop.
I’m moaning and grinding my teeth I know I shouldn’t have ate all that beef.
It was green and a whole week old but now I’m feeling the grief.
GOSH DANGIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THAT BEEF.
Papaw called in to see if I was fine, I told him there was evil stuff coming from my behind. He thought that I was joking so he opened the door to come inside, He said “OH MY” with a sniff and took a big wiff, that’s how my papaw died.
He fell to the ground, and spit out his teeth,
GOSH DANGIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THAT BEEF.
Now I am sad, oh crap here comes my dad, Only if he knew.
Daddy please beleave me when I tell you this ain’t normal poo!!
He wanted the shampoo and there was nothing I could do. He opened the door and died like papaw, right on the floor.
GOSH DANGIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THAT BEEF.
Sure enough mom wanted the blush and only she would ask me to flush.
I did wat she asked then the nasty poo passed and now I got gas!!! Oh no what should I do, Hey I farted in my underwear..I think I felt poo.
GOSH DANGIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THAT BEEF.
I know once I lay this one down im sure to be thinner,
Did I hear a plop? Oh crap it keeps on coming and it’s impossible to stop.
I’m moaning and grinding my teeth I know I shouldn’t have ate all that beef.
It was green and a whole week old but now I’m feeling the grief.
GOSH DANGIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THAT BEEF.
Papaw called in to see if I was fine, I told him there was evil stuff coming from my behind. He thought that I was joking so he opened the door to come inside, He said “OH MY” with a sniff and took a big wiff, that’s how my papaw died.
He fell to the ground, and spit out his teeth,
GOSH DANGIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THAT BEEF.
Now I am sad, oh crap here comes my dad, Only if he knew.
Daddy please beleave me when I tell you this ain’t normal poo!!
He wanted the shampoo and there was nothing I could do. He opened the door and died like papaw, right on the floor.
GOSH DANGIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THAT BEEF.
Sure enough mom wanted the blush and only she would ask me to flush.
I did wat she asked then the nasty poo passed and now I got gas!!! Oh no what should I do, Hey I farted in my underwear..I think I felt poo.
GOSH DANGIT I SHOULDN’T HAVE ATE THAT BEEF.
Saturday, January 14, 2006
“Did they just say that kinda quotes?”
Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.~ Shakespeare ~
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.- Will Rogers
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.- Anonymous
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.- Casey Stengal
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.- Slovenian proverb
If you choose not to decide - you still have made a choice!- Neil Peart
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?- Kelvin Throop
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.- Will Rogers
If everything is coming your way then you're in the wrong lane.- Anonymous
The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.- Casey Stengal
Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.- Slovenian proverb
If you choose not to decide - you still have made a choice!- Neil Peart
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?- Kelvin Throop
Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd put arsenic in your morning coffee.Churchill: Madam, if you were my wife, I'd drink it.
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